I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS WRONG WITH CRITICS, THAT WAS THE GREATEST MOVIE IN ALL OF EXISTENCE. I AM SEEING IT AGAIN AS SOON AS THE POSSIBILITY PRESENTS ITSELF.

"Was that a ninja?"
"Tch. More like a nonja. They'll let anyone be a ninja these days."

I am so sick and tired of the endless list of things that need my attention and I am going to leap off the balcony if I manage to feel any more guilty about being the expensive useless waste of space that I am in regard to them.

I am crying over the fact that I want to spend an hour playing a video game, for God's sake. WHY CAN I NOT ENJOY SHOOTING ANIME CHARACTERS IN THE HEAD. Is this joy forever gone from my life?

It.

It was the wrong number.

Except he didn't want to stop jerking it and kept on flirting with me, prying for details to enhance the experience. And I just kind of went "oh, why the hell not," and told him what I was wearing and answered several other of his questions, including that I was a virgin ("so you'd be snug right around me") and how I was a size C-cup, which he found "perfect."

As soon as he finished and WE EXCHANGED EMAILS, I'M AWESOME, I called my mother because this was just too hilarious to not immediately tell someone.

"Good job!" she said while laughing.
"Mom."



Biz[homework]: I gave him my email anyway because he sounded funny and what other guy takes calling the wrong girl and jerking off to her in stride?
Filif: ....
Gino .....
Boost|mylife: ....
Rose: .....
Suzaku: . . . omg

biztheinsane: is it horrible that I hate natural media. Artists have been managing to create beautiful work with it for centuries and here I am going DAMN YOU OIL PASTELS DAMN YOU!!!!!
katmaxwell: HAHA
biztheinsane: I refuse to do it all on a tablet, though. Artists who do that make me angry because... because they can afford a tablet.
katmaxwell: ...
katmaxwell: ...
katmaxwell: [cracks up]


that and then I feel like less of a real artist for not using natural media despite all the evidence to the contrary that's posted on my incredible friends list daily

you guys kick such amazing ass and inspire me every day and they can do it all on whatever damn media they feel like, so there

LIST OF THINGS TO DO for my own fabulous reference.

art farts:
- Sexism. Done.
- Inside space. Done.
- Self-portrait.
- Cover. Done.
- X-ray.
- Hats. Done.
- Abstract snake. Done.
- wonder why i can't do homework when it's assigned
- Slap together classwork into a portfolio. Kind of.
- Write a paragraph about the self-portrait.

writing:
- Copy over notes into the given journal.
- Finish Dinner Guest.
- Scrap the retarded redneck story and just write about zombies like I should have done in the first place and brace myself for my teacher to go HOMG ROUGH DRAFT AND MIDDLE DRAFT ps WE ARE IN HIGH SCHOOL STILL APPARENTLY SO I NEED TO CHECK UP ON THINGS LIKE THIS.

math:
- Murder teacher for not sending me any of the materials despite my emailing him on Monday.
- Write up notes for what I do have.

Sweet journal hijacking

THE SECRET LOVERS MEME

LOVE ON BIZ

Someone tell me I don't have the money to buy this.

- $500-something goes to AX, not including food costs, cosplay stfu, and money to buy merchandise I don't actually need.
- $toomuch goes to the PS3 Metal Gear Solid bundle because I am a whore.
- $idiottax goes to funding the summer class I need to take because I couldn't be assed to wake up on Saturday mornings for the original one.

NO BIZ NO >:(

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right then MOVING ON so katmaxwell and I are pretty much rewriting Metal Gear Solid canon as we see fit. This is not only painfully nerdy but also horrifically adorable.

biztheinsane: And Raiden will have to babysit her eventually since Papa and Daddy have very important business overseas.
biztheinsane: Hal and Dave will come home to Raiden sipping fake tea while wearing a flowery bonnet and hating his life and telling them to shut up because if they ever tell Emma about this he will never hear the end of it and SNAKE STOP SMIRKING.
katmaxwell: [CHOKES ON HER ICE CREAM]

Oho, journal hijack.

HEY GUYS HEY GUYS

It's Biz's birthday~~~

That means you should wish her happy birthday here, fools.

♥

16 12 fandoms/shows/whatever, guess the favorite characters! I left out Naruto since that would have just been painfully obvious.

1. Metal Gear, Snake (guessed by katmaxwell).
Snake is Snake is mothafuckin' Snake. He's rough, tough, gullible, and under that sneaking suit beats a heart that wants to set things right the only way he knows how. I'm not sure how I'm going to survive him not surviving in the fourth game, if that's what it comes down to.

2. Petshop of Horrors, Leon (katmaxwell, again).
OH LEON. He's rude, uncouth, insensitive, loud, addicted to beer and cigarettes and porn, violent, amazingly and quintessentially America, and he'll have your back in a fight like no other. So what if his best friend/love interest is also the crazy Chinese due he's been trying to pin a crime on for the past two years? Forget it, Jill. It's Chinatown and that is just how Leon rolls.

3. From Eroica With Love, Klaus (katmaxwell STOP IT).
I am detecting a pattern here. Older male? Check. Violent? Check. Carries around a gun? Check. Homosexual love interest? CHECK CHECK CHECK. Raised a Catholic! Grew up into a bully that fights the evil communists! Calls his love interest a fag and on him? I don't mind it. He also smokes cigarettes 24/7 and oh heavens I really do have an interest pattern going on here. 8(

4. Vinland Saga, everyone. (halcyonjazz guessed!).
Right. So Vinland Saga is epic and amazing and I love everyone because everyone is well-written, even the minor characters. If I had to pick, Thorfinn and Prince Canute. They went from static to dynamic so... perfectly.

5. Eyeshield 21, Hiruma (hentai_satsuki goes ding ding ding).
I'll essay later. 8D

6. Ouran High School Host Club.
7. Persona 3.

8. Kingdom Hearts, Axel (elihice got it in one).
He's voiced by Quinton Flynn. That's not the only reason he's my favorite character, but it's the best one.

9. Count Cain.
10. Harry Potter.
11. Violinist of Hameln. A group's started scanslating this again! Awesome! ♥

12. Yu Yu Hakusho, Hiei (katmaxwell >:I).
Hiei is short, adorable, utterly badass, and will totally fuck your shit up if you touch his sister and (later on in the story) his team. Hiei fills me with memories of early Adult Swim programming and the first anime theme song I learned by heart.

Every time I start to think about using dieting and fitness to lose that extra ten pounds, I end up clicking on proanorexia by mistake and eating a bowl of ice cream in self-defense. Conversely! dailyexercise is about daily fitness accountability. The comm doesn't look like it would spam my friends list too much, so I think I'll try friending it and hoping it guilts me into actually following my monthly Self goal plan.

I just want some muscles and a butt that you could bounce a quarter off. Is that so much to ask at two in the morning?

I keep waiting for someone to tap me on the shoulder and go "APRIL FOOLS! This week never existed!"

IF I GET RICKROLLED ONE MORE TIME.





and no that is not an invitation